👶 The Degen Family Fund
(If We Actually Make It to $100M MC)
The First-Ever Crypto-Native Family Fund
Where only the most unhinged degens qualify for life-changing financial irresponsibility.
💰 How It Works
🌱 Viral Degen Parent Rewards
Free $PREGGY for engagement farming with your kids. The more viral, the more tokens.
👶 "Baby Bonus" Airdrops
If your newborn's first word is "send", you get an automatic bonus. On-chain proof required (obviously).
✨ "Solana" Name Bounty
Legally name your child "Solana"? We'll fund their college (or DJ gear, your call).
🎭 Meme-to-Earn Grants
Supporting degen parents who sacrifice IRL productivity for Twitter engagement.
🎭 Why Though?
Because we believe in generational wealth, and our kids deserve to grow up knowing that shitcoins are the future.
Also, if we actually hit $100M MC, we might as well make history with the most unhinged crypto fund ever created.