🚨 HELP. MY GIRLFRIEND IS PREGNANT. 🚨

Introduction: The Backstory

Yo, FAM, I'm in deep sh*t. My girl is 20 days late, and I might be completely rekt. 🤯

Here's the deal:

👶 My girl is late. Way too late.
👮 Her dad's a cop (a very angry cop)
🚫 Abortion? Illegal.
⚖️ Jail time? Very real possibility.
💸 My bank account? $500 and a dream.

Why $PREGGY? (The Master Plan)

Since I can't afford a lawyer, an escape plan, or even a proper pregnancy test without breaking the bank, there's only one option left:

🚀 We're launching a sh*tcoin.

$PREGGY is my last hope. Either this token pumps, or I'm doomed.
This isn't just a meme. This is a survival fund.

Roadmap (If We Even Make It That Far)

Phase 1: Survive

✅ Launch website & spread the story
✅ Get CT to believe in the Preggy Saga
✅ Launch airdrop program
✅ Prepare for launch (aka pray)

Phase 2: The Pump & Escape Fund

🚀 Launch $PREGGY on pump.fun
🚀 Distribute airdrop tokens
🚀 Convince degens that my life depends on this
🚀 Hope for a 100x before her dad finds out

Phase 3: ???

🤰 If we hit $1M MC, I propose
🍼 If we hit $10M MC, I name the kid "Solana"
🚀 If we hit $100M MC, we create a Degen Family Fund

FAQ (Freaking Asked Questions)

❓ Is this a joke?

No, my life is literally on the line.

❓ Will this moon?

Depends on how desperate CT is.

❓ What if this flops?

Then I'm calling my lawyer. Wait, I can't afford one.

❓ Why should I buy?

Because you like chaos and helping desperate degens.

Tokenomics

Token Name

PREGGY

Symbol

$PREGGY

Total Supply

1,000,000,000

Blockchain

Solana

Launchpad

Pump.fun

Token Tax

0% IN, 0% OUT

Security Features

✅ Ownership Renounced
✅ Mint Authority Revoked
✅ Community-funded LP
✅ No Presale

The market decides. Send it or fade it.

Final Words:

This is not just another token launch - it's my lifeline.
I'm trusting CT, the gods of crypto, and sheer degen luck to help me flip my fate.
Buy $PREGGY, share this story, and join the wildest, most desperate ride of your life.

Let's turn this disaster into a degen legend. Let's f***ing go. 🔥🔥🔥

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